Bob Jones Punches Journalist On Heaven’s Stairs After Helicopter Interview Ambush

Bob Jones has reportedly caused a scene in the afterlife after punching a reporter on the golden staircase to heaven, after he was ambushed by the reporter in a helicopter, seeking one final interview.

“Jones was walking calmly, head down, when the chopper came out of nowhere,” said Henry Todd, who was walking behind Jones. That’s when Jones grabbed him from the cockpit and landed a punch.”

Jones, addressing stunned reporter, saying, “I was just trying to walk to heaven in peace. You bring a helicopter to my face?!”

At publishing time, it was reported that Bob also punched the camera man, and the pilot, and stole the helicopter and flew into heaven instead.