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Bill Burr Goes On The View To Scream About Nerds Stealing Our Souls
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Bill Burr Goes On The View To Scream About Nerds Stealing Our Souls

Mar 20, 2025
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NEW YORK, NY — Comedian Bill Burr ditched his bromance with Joe Rogan this week to join the The View, where he promptly turned the set into a shouting match about “tech nerds sucking the soul outta humanity.”

The chaos kicked off when Burr interrupted Joy Behar’s 17th diatribe about Trump to bellow, “Forget politics—nerds are the real enemy! They’re turning us into robots while they swipe right on AI girlfriends!”

Whoopi Goldberg, sensing a kindred spirit, declared, “I knew my Roomba was whispering about me last night.” Within minutes, the panel devolved into a screaming match; Burr blaming tech weirdos for his dog’s anxiety, Sunny Hostin insisting it’s a racial conspiracy by Silicon Valley, and Behar shrieking that her Wi-Fi router is possessed by the patriarchy.

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