Bill Belichick Hides Winning 'Set Plays' In Girlfriend's College Locker Until Game Day

CHAPEL HILL, NC — The most successful football coach Bill Belichick returned to coaching, after his controversial interview on CBS that appeared to reveal his 24-year-old girlfriend holding secrets for him, and potentially controlling him.

After returning to coaching, Bill informed his team that he’ll be hiding the playbook containing the winning set plays until game day, “somewhere very safe.”

“Here babe, hand it to me,” said his girlfriend Jordon. “I’ll hide it in my college locker, nobody would have a clue,” she whispered with a wink.

When pressed by his team, about what plays they should train for, Bill responded saying to trust his girlfriend, “she knows what she is doing, and she’s got the best plan. Watch us win on game day. Just show up fired up!,”

At publishing time, Bill’s girlfriend was seen running training drills, while he prepared for another interview (without his girlfriend).