Biden Takes Credit For Helping Trump Become President So Hamas Would Release Hostages

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — After President-elect Trump successfully brokered a ceasefire agreement between Israel and Hamas, outgoing President Joe Biden spoke with the media to take credit for helping Trump get elected So Hamas would release the hostages.

Hamas agreed to release the hostages, an outcome Biden said would never have been possible if he was in office for a second term and this is why he conceded and placed Kamala as the nominee, so she would be easily defeated by Trump, who will then get the deal done to free all hostages.

“Listen folks, this was the plan all along,” announced Biden.”Kamala was board from day one. I had to concede to make myself look weak, and then Kamala had to be restricted to word salads so Trump looked tough. This was all done so Hamas would fear Trump, and release the hostages.”

White House sources confirmed that if it wasn’t for Biden’s mental sharpness to make this move and remained in office for a second term, Hamas would have never agreed to release the hostages. “These hostages should only thank Biden,” a white house staff said. “This country country will be great again, thanks to Biden being sharp as a tack”

At publishing time, Biden has also taken credits for the robust and growing economy by getting Trump elected, which has boosted confidence.