Biden Says He'll Continue His Retirement, After Spending Most Of His Presidency On Holiday

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Joe Biden expressed excitement after being told he can now spend the entire rest of his life at the beach, after only being able to take 532 days during his 4-year term as President.

“I thought I could take everyday off, and let the deep state run federal government, but I managed only 532 days off,” said a dejected Biden. “Now, I’ll be at the beach all day, eating ice cream, and napping all day.”

Biden was seen packing his beach gear into the Presidential limousine, to drive him straight to the beach. “Ok kiddo (referring to his wife), time to go to the beach.”

Joe looked confused, for being called “kiddo” and already busy figuring out how she will turn the Biden presidency into a multi-million dollar estate with Hunter Biden in-charge.

At publishing time, Jill Biden was seen setup at the beach writing Biden’s next book, “Biden’s Big Holiday at the White House,’