Biden Pardons New Jersey Mystery Drones Searching For Lost Nuclear Weapons
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Biden has officially granted a preemptive pardon to the mystery drones flying over New Jersey. These drones, which have been buzzing around the Garden State like bees on a mission, have sparked wild speculation about everything from alien reconnaissance to a government cover-up.
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