'Biden Made Me Do It,' Says The Guy Who Put Tampons In Men's Bathrooms At Facebook

MENLO PARK, CA — Mark Zuckerberg has publicly stated that President Joe Biden's administration has pressured him into censoring content on Facebook, a move he claims he is not responsible for.

This declaration came during a virtual town hall meeting where Zuckerberg also revealed an unrelated yet eyebrow-raising decision to install tampons in men's bathrooms at the Meta headquarters. "The administration's policies have left us with little choice but to moderate content in ways we hadn't before," Zuckerberg said, sidestepping any direct admission of his company's role in content censorship.

The decision to place tampons in men's restrooms has added a layer of complexity to the narrative, suggesting a corporate culture that is striving to appear 'woke' or progressive. "It's an odd juxtaposition," remarked one Meta employee, "to be a free speech champion, and pushing for inclusivity the next."

The move has sparked a debate over whether Zuckerberg's actions are a genuine response to societal changes or a calculated strategy to align with contemporary social justice trends.

"Mark going on Joe Rogan is a classic distraction tactic," said Dr. Elise Martin, a sociologist specializing in digital culture, "he is using Joe Rogan to save himself from any responsibility."

At the time of this report, men who require tampons to do their work, have quit Facebook.