Benjamin Doyle Sneaks Back On Instagram Disguised As Pedophile Schoolteacher

NZ — This week Green MP Benjamin Doyle was suspended from Instagram for sexualising children. Though Instagram announced a permanent ban, Doyle was able to sneak back on the platform by simply declaring himself as a teacher who transitions small children.

“Kia ora fellow-bussy school teachers!” said Doyle via his new Instagram persona. “Man, I love teaching kids about bussy galore and supporting them with their transitions. Oh… I just received my PHD in puberty blockers!”

The new bio from “Mr. Doyler” has already earned the respect of the pedophile subculture of the rainbow community, with many applauding his remarkable courage and achievements.

According to META, the efforts to remove child grooming content is already paying dividends, clearly unaware that Doyle is back on Instagram under a new pseudonym account. “We got a lot of work to do, and keep an eye on the same people not returning back, oh wait, who’s this Bejamnia guy?!” said Mark Zuckerberg.

At publishing time, King Charles has announced that Mr. Benjamina Doyler will be knighted for his important work.