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Before DOGE Fires Thousands Of Federal Employees, Biden Pardons Thousands Of Federal Employees

Before DOGE Fires Thousands Of Federal Employees, Biden Pardons Thousands Of Federal Employees

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Joe Biden, in his final days in office, has literally pardoned every federal employee from being fired by the incoming Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE).

Dec 04, 2024
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Joe Biden, in his final days in office, has literally pardoned every federal employee from being fired by the incoming Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE). This comes on the heels of the news that DOGE, led by the dynamic duo of Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy, plans to terminate the employment of anyone working from home, which, let's face it, is every federal employee since the dawn of the Zoom era.

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