NEW ENGLAND, NSW – Barnaby Joyce has confessed he didn’t even know Australia held elections this year. The beetroot-faced donning an akubra, who’s long been the unofficial king of the region’s rolling hills and dusty pubs, dropped the bombshell while inspecting a fencepost he swore was “leaning suspiciously left.”
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