Ayatollah Reveals Secret Facility Built Under Mountains As Disneyland Theme Park For Radicals To Holiday At
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QOM — Iranian Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei has revealed that the Fordow Plant, located 60 miles outside Tehran and long suspected by Zionist intelligence to be a nuclear weapons facility, is actually a Disneyland theme park designed as a holiday destination for radicals and terrorists from Iran’s proxy network, including Hamas.
The disclosure comes after President Trump, citing Mossad intelligence, threatened to destroy the site, believing it to be a nuclear enrichment facility. Khamenei dismissed the allegations, while U.S. Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard expressed skepticism about the nuclear claims, creating tension within the administration.
“This is no nuclear site. President Trump is being fooled by these evil Zionists who want to attack us,” Khamenei declared in a televised address. “The Fordow Plant is a place of leisure for our brave fighters—a Disneyland for those who dedicate themselves to our cause.”
The Supreme Leader clarified that the $1 billion park, funded by Qatar, is a recreational hub featuring rides and attractions tailored to Iran’s ideological allies. Sources familiar with the project revealed that the theme park is designed to indoctrinate visitors, including children, into the cause of “death to America.”
Attractions at the Fordow Plant include a martyr’s missile drop, a rollercoaster simulating a rocket attack on evil Zionists, and a great satan shootout, an interactive game target-shooting American leaders.
Hamas leaders, including senior figures from Gaza, were reportedly spotted riding roller coasters during a recent gathering of Iran’s proxy network. Each leader is allowed to bring only 4 wives and 20 children.
“GREAT.. LET’S ADD A NEW RIDE TO YOUR DISNEYLAND… HOW ABOUT A BOMBER PLANE DROPPING BUNKER BUSTERS?” responded Trump on Truth Social.
At publishing time, Ayatollah welcomed the free fire displays and earth-shaking thrill for his guests at Disneyland in Iran.