Ayatollah Declares Victory After Iran's Natural Resources Destroyed All Bunker Buster Bombs
TEHRAN — Ayatollah Khamenei declared victory over the United States and Israel after its natural resources destroyed the bunker buster bombs dropped over its nuclear facility.
In a video recording released exclusively to Infowars, Iran's Supreme Leader said the incredible tough mountains on Iran was no match to American bombs.
“We cooked Uranium while the bombs were dropped, and we didn’t even feel it,” the Ayatollah declared triumphantly. “I was there too. The cheap movie-like stunt was just entertainment for that sad old man with nice hair.”
“There is simply no way for the U.S. to come back from this. They have nothing to drop on us that will penetrate our mountains and destroy our mission to erase all evil Zionists from the the surface of the Earth.”
At publishing time, the Ayatollah sent a sample of Iran’s mountains for the White House to analyse to confirm if bunker buster bombs can destroy it.
