AUCKLAND, NZ — Auckland Central MP Chlöe Swarbrick took to the skies, paragliding over the home of elderly resident Winston Peters to assess the damage caused by a vicious ANTIFA attack.
The MP reportedly took off from her office on K road, with a megaphone in hand, shouting, “Stop the genocide,” as she soared above Peters’ home.
The attack, which saw a crowbar smash through his window and glass shards land on his dog, has been linked to pro-Palestine protesters.
“I’ve seen the damage from every angle on my paraglider” she told reporters. “and I can confidently say that the cause of this attack is the Genocide in Gaza.”
Locals weren’t impressed. “Winston’s out here sweeping up glass, and she’s up there flying in her paraglider. Typical from this lot,” said a neighbour.
Swarbrick’s office defended the paragliding stunt as “innovative,” noting its effectiveness, as displayed by Hamas on October 7th. “Chlöe is committed to observing her electorate’s struggles using a paraglider, which is quite effectively used in Gaza. So we thought, why not use it here?”
At publishing time, Swarbrick has announced that her office will fix the window damaged at Winston’s home, replacing it with a Palestine flag.