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Atlantic Journalist Still 'On A High' After Finding Himself In His First Ever Group Chat

Atlantic Journalist Still 'On A High' After Finding Himself In His First Ever Group Chat

Mar 26, 2025
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U.S. — A journalist from a dying newspaper calling the Atlantic is still riding high this entire week after finding himself experience his first ever group chat.

“Man that was fun,” said Jeffrey Goldberg. “I have never been on a group chat, and here I’m coordinating war plans to kill terrorists. It was fun to post a few emojis and do a thumbs up to Pete Hegseth when he asked for approval.”

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