Are You Addicted To Divisiveness? All State CEO Shares His 7-Step Guide To Overcome Your Addiction

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In a world where unity is as outdated as flip phones, All-State CEO has decided it's time for some radical intervention. Here are the seven steps you must follow to detox from your addiction to divisiveness, straight from the executive suite.

Step 1: Unsubscribe from X

Stop looking at Elon. He feeds your addiction. And is he sucking you in to farm you for rage. Replace your news X app with CNN.

Step 2: Block everyone you disagree with

Every morning, you must enter a room where everyone agrees with you. You don’t need the truth or debate. If anyone disagree, block them, and if you can’t do that. Then just censor them. If you can’t do that, then socially demonise them.

Step 3: It is not about you, mate!

For one month, you're forbidden from using the words "I" and "me" Replace them with "we" and "all of us."

Step 4: Empathy Olympics

Participate in the newly instituted Empathy Olympics. Events include "Walk a Mile in My Shoes," where you literally spend a day living someone else's life. If you’re not grateful, you deserve to be called Hitler.

Step 5: Divisiveness Anonymous

Join Divisiveness Anonymous. Here's how it works: each meeting, you confess your divisive thoughts and actions. Instead of a sponsor, you get a "Unity Buddy" who's from the opposite end of the political or cultural spectrum.

Step 6: The Joe Rogan Diet

Limit yourself to how many Joe Rogan minutes you listen. The man published 30,000 minutes a year but you can only listen to 1 episode per year. So choose wisely.

Step 7: The Unity Oath

Finally, every day, you pledge allegiance to... well, not a flag, but to the idea of not being a jerk like Elon.

In conclusion, our All-State CEO has laid out a path to not just personal enlightenment but to potentially saving society.