NZ — Being homophobic is one of the worst things you can be. It is even worse than Hitler going after the Jews. To make sure you’re not homophobic, check yourself against these 7 troubling siggs. If you show any of these symptoms, seek immediate help;
You criticised a gay person for posting sexualised captions alongside photo of a child online: don’t be like Ani O’Brien!
You didn’t attend Pride Festival: you’re definitely homophobic!
You don’t use the rainbow flag emoji on your socials: hurry! add it to your Insta!
You’re married to a woman and you ignore your gay friends hitting on you: have you not heard of open marriage? Stop being homophobic!
You drink black coffee at Starbucks instead of spiced latte with extra whip cream and sticky caramel drizzle: black coffee is a gateway drug for far-right extremists so they can hate on gays!
You don’t like anal sex: you’re definitely homophobic! This one requires rehab!
You love gay people and treat them the same as everyone else but don't 100% support gays grooming children: Disagreeing is hateful. Don’t express such views online, or else, you might get hit with a defamation lawsuit.
If you or a loved one is showing any of these sign, take them to the nearest gay pride event, there are about 10,000 of them every year, and please do it URGENTLY!