Aliens Reveal They Prefer Listening To Podcasts Over Pentagon Radio Signals
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ZETA RETICULI — Extraterrestrials from the Andromeda Galaxy have confessed they prefer listening to Joe Rogan’s podcast over Pentagon’s rado signals.
“We are not losers ok! We understand words and language, not just radio signals. And Joe Rogan is much more fun than listening to radio signals communicated by Pete Hegseth flying stealth bombers over Iran.”
The aliens, who reportedly binge “The Joe Rogan Experience” during faster-than-light commutes, claim human podcasts offer cosmic relatability compared to the Pentagon’s boring warble.
At publishing time, aliens were reportedly pushing Joe Rogan for a galactic crossover episode featuring Elon Musk and a sentient AI.