Aliens Return Unwanted Amazon Delivery

WEST TEXAS — An extraterrestrial civilization returned an unsolicited Amazon package to Earth this morning. The package, delivered via Blue Origin’s orbital service, contained six women and was part of a controversial program to clear unwanted stock by sending millions of unwanted feminists to other planets.

The alien planet, Zion, received the package at approximately 3:47 a.m. EST. “We were bewildered to receive an unrequested delivery of six human females who immediately began lecturing us on something called feminism. We have no record of ordering from Amazon, nor do we require such a package. We promptly returned it to the sender,” said the leader of Zion, Morpheus.

Earth authorities confirmed the package was dumped in a remote desert in West Texas, where the six women were found unharmed but visibly annoyed.

At publishing time, Amazon re-sent the package to another alien planet.