The Chimp Chronicles

The Chimp Chronicles

Albanese Disappointed Cyclone Alfred Not Named After An Aboriginal Woman

Mar 04, 2025
∙ Paid
1
Share

CANBERRA, AUS — As Cyclone Alfred caused havoc, Albanese took a moment in Parliament to reflect in sadness, of all the work he has done on DEI, which has all fallen on deaf ears, after Bureau of Meteorology named the latest cyclone after a white middle-aged man (probably a redneck racist).

“I would have preferred it to be Bindi,” said Albanese, “But I g…

Keep reading with a 7-day free trial

Subscribe to The Chimp Chronicles to keep reading this post and get 7 days of free access to the full post archives.

Already a paid subscriber? Sign in
© 2025 Surface Detail LLC
Privacy ∙ Terms ∙ Collection notice
Start writingGet the app
Substack is the home for great culture