After White House Press Secretary Gig, Karine Jean-Pierre Prepares To Return As Press Secretary For Anthony Weiner

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre will be finishing her role as Press Secretary at the White House at the end of Biden’s presidential term, and will be returning to her former job as Anthony Weiner’s press secretary.

“It has been the honor of a lifetime to lie to the American people everyday, and I have decided that I want to continue lying, so I’m returning to my old job as press secretary for Anthony Weiner. Given my experience with characters like Hunter Biden, Anthony Weiner is the perfect man to lie for.”

Anthony Weiner is planning a comeback in politics, after registering for a seat in New York. “I will also be doing part time work at a store that sells oversized used suits in New York, so this is the best gig really!”