Adrian Orr Resigns After Destroying Nation With Inflation, Opens Consultancy Firm Destroying Nations With Inflation

WELLINGTON, NZ — Adrian Orr, Governor of the Reserve Bank of New Zealand, has resigned after single-handedly turning the Kiwi dollar into something less valuable than Monopoly money.

Orr’s tenure came to an end this week as he announced his departure to pursue a new venture: a boutique consultancy firm, Inflate & Celebrate, dedicated to obliterating economies worldwide.

“I’ve always believed inflation is just a big, cuddly hug from the economy,” Orr said, brushing dirt off his hands from tending the lavish garden he built at Reserve Bank HQ so he could take a break from all the stress. “New Zealand was my test patch, and look how well I grew prices everywhere! Now, I’m ready to sow those seeds globally.”