UTAH — Days after the assassination of Charlie Kirk, enrollment for Utah Valley University's ‘Kill Conservatives 101’ course has exploded, with applications up over 500% in the last 24 hours.
Sources said the surge began after the shooter, a UVU sophomore, reportedly aced the class's final exam in spectacular fashion. "This is the kind of real-world application that makes our program shine," boasted admissions director Dr. Lena Wokeford (xe/xir).
Students raved about the course's hands-on appeal, with one enrollee noting, "I was just browsing for something edgy to pad my resume, but with this course, I can really make an impact."
University officials confirmed the course will expand into a full major next semester, retitled ‘Targeted Equity Enforcement 101.’
At publishing time, UVU had quietly raised tuition by another 42% to cover ammunition diversity initiatives.