A Liberal's Guide To Haka: 10 Things You Can Protest With A Haka Dance

If you’re a liberal shaving your head because Trump won, I have great news. You can now add a new tool in your arsenal. A haka dance. One you can perform whenever someone does something wrong, and you want to protest.

Here it is. Here we go. 10 things;

1. Pineapple on pizza: If your friends order a pizza with pineapple on it, grab the pizza, rip it right in the middle, and break into a haka

2. Starbucks getting your name wrong: If your Starbucks coffee is served with your name written incorrectly on the cup, throw the coffee across the room and break into a haka