9 Ways Trump Can Make Iran Great Again

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump confirmed he is open to a regime change in Iran and making Iran Great Again.

We asked sources close to Trump how he can achieve that, and here are the top 9 ways Trump can make Iran Great Again:

1. Ban turbans: Mullahs have a lot of influence in Iran, so Trump will make them wear his famous red cap that says “MAKE IRAN GREAT AGAIN”

2. Trump will impose mandatory grooming for men: “No more growing pubes on your face and showering once-a-week!”

3. Women must dress pretty: Trump will ban burqas and covering faces!

4. Introduce “art of the deal” diplomacy classes: across universities

5. Replace national currency: with Trump Dollar

6. Convert historic mosques: into Trump-branded luxury hotels

7. Rename the country: MIDDLE EAST AMERICA

8. Drill baby drill: Trump becomes the largest oil producer in the World

9. Nukes: Trump will utilise nuclear facilities to manufacture nukes for the security of Middle East America

There you have it. Exciting times are ahead for Iran and the Middle East!