America is experiencing unprecedented oppression, dictatorship, and authoritarianism under the iron fist rule of a dictator.
Here are 9 ways it is destroying the America we know:
Hot girls are getting all the attention with wearing jeans in ads. What happened to all oppressed fat and trans girls? What a tragedy!
Hanging out with other dictator (Putin) in Alaska, riding horses shirtless, while letting him kill millions of civilians
Cancelling an late night TV programme featuring an important comedian
White people are allowed to enjoy their lives and have too much fun with know guilt on their conscious over years of slavery and oppression
Criminals disguised as immigrants are being arrested by this dictator and are being deported. Who is going to do all jobs?
Jews are allowed to attend American universities again
Brokering the deal for UFC to be on CBS and Paramount+
Hosting fights on the White House south lawn
Charging tariffs on innocent countries who never had any intention to screw American manufacturing