9 Benefits Of A Nuclear Apocalypse
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With the war in the Middle East escalating on Iran’s Nuclear programme, and everyone leaving Tehran after Trump warned of a nuclear bomb drop, The Chimp Chronicles have put together 9 upsides to a nuclear apocalypse;
You don’t have to watch TikTok dance videos: Never again you’ll have to be subjected to stupid videos while being spied-on by the CCP
All pedophiles will die instantly: The world will eventually be free of pedos!
You’ll never have to listen to a climate change lecture: ever again
The explosion will burn your eyes: so you don’t have to see fat people eating fast food
All your enemies will die: including the worst of the worst, from mainstream journalists to woke liberals!
Everyone will agree that expanding humanity to Mars was a good idea: At last, Elon is not Hitler
Finally, you don’t need to take that Covid booster vaccine: coz you’ll be dead
All the debt will be wiped off: America will no longer have trillions in debt
You’ll finally have peace: Peace that comes from realising that there are no more retards in the world
See? Things won’t be that bad from a Nuclear Apocalypse after all!