7 New States Recognised At The 80th Session Of The UN Assembly
The UN has begun its 80th session in New York, and the most urgent item during this assembly is the recognition of new sovereign states. Here they are:
Gondor: Finally, the people of Middle-Earth can rest in peace!
Taiwan: Sorry China!
Palestine: Hamas has been appointed as the new government
Somaliland: Ilhan Omar is elected as the President, after being deported
Aotearoa: The indigenous land has been freed from white people
Inglewood: A town in Aotearoa (Taranaki) has been given its own sovereignty, after being ditched by the new nation for being the shittiest town in the entire country
New York: With Mamdani expected to be the new mayor, Trump has declared that New York is cut off from the U.S. and all millionaires will be relocated elsewhere. Enjoy your communist-run 7-Elevens.
Congrats to all the above new sovereign states.