6 Ways Labour Can Beat National In 2026 General Elections
New Zealand is gearing up for general elections next year, and National has not much to show for their performance, which gives Labour the best opportunity to win.
Here are six smart ways Labour can win in 2026:
Do nothing: “Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake” — Napoleon
Don’t compete: Don’t pitch better policies
Distract: Put out vague policies, baiting National to go on the offense
Copy and paste: Just take ideas from the opposition, and look similar
Expose fragilities: Expose the poker face. The more you make them angry, the more is revealed to the voter
Be boring: Use simple words, with simple english. “New Zealand Future Fund” is perfect
This proves that Trump is a maverick. When the exciting ones don’t deliver, the boring ones win.