LOS ANGELES — After listening to excessive “whinging, whining, and moaning” from biologically female athletes (adult human female), Gavin Newsom announced that 2028 Los Angeles will ban biologically female athletes all together.
“After seeing how they behaved in Paris, being disrespectful towards our trans athletes, they frankly don’t deserve to compete. That’s why today, I’m announcing the total ban of biological female athletes from the Los Angeles Games.”
This controversial decision comes after much debate about excluding trans as they are technically male, but Governor of California wasn’t having it.
At publishing time, Simone Biles has come out as trans.