11 Possible Causes Of Wild Fires In California
As the fires continue to cause more destruction with no end in sight, people around the world are shocked, looking for answers as to what could have possibly caused this.
To figure out what went wrong, Chimp Satire Chronicles has compiled the following list of possible causes of the California wildfires:
The Jews: Only Jews are capable of such destruction
Donald J. Trump: Kamala warned us about Hitler
X / Elon Musk: Distracting Californians on his platform with 2-day news cycles
White People: They are clearly not that smart, and one might argue, are headed to be subtards
Tesla charging stations: California should have stuck to gas-hungry cars
Racism: MAGA reclaiming California - could be at the heart of this
Jan 6: The insurrection should be blamed for this
Not diverse enough: California failed to deploy adequate DEI programmes
Capitalism: Blame crypto!
Far right extremists: They started this fire
At publishing time, Gavin Newsom has been added to the list, for his lack of governance.