10 Undeniable Proofs That Climate Change Is Real
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NZ — Extreme weather continues to batter New Zealand with evacuations underway. This often leads to debate whether climate change is real. We at The Chimp Chronicles did some research and were shocked to discover 10 undeniable proofs that climate change is real:
It is wet — If you go outside, there is no denying that it has been raining pretty heavy and it is wet
It is cold — When the rain stops, step outside, it is a bit nippy, which is pretty hard to deny that it is caused by climate change
It is hot — By midday, it is toasty and hot. You will need sunscreen. Can’t deny that!
It is raining — Rain is a tangible proof that you can touch. This makes rain the absolute truth that climate change is real
It’s a nice day — A nice toasty day in Winter? CLIMATE CHANGE
Not a nice day — Easy: CLIMATE CHANGE
It is snowing in the North Island — It has never snowed in the North Island. What could it be?
It is not snowing in the South Island — That’s a disaster. This is definitely climate change!
It is spring season next — So many seasons! CLIMATE CHANGE
After that, Summer is here — It is now very hot, proving climate change is really real
We hope this has melted all your doubts, and now you believe in climate change as much as we do. Please consider supporting Prime Minister Christopher Luxon investing $24 billion in the Paris Agreement.
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