10 Totally Legit Scenarios On How Bill Belichick Met His 24-Year-Old Girlfriend
BOSTON, MA — Bill Belichick’s recent CBS interview left America clutching its pearls when his 24-year-old girlfriend, Jordon Hudson, swooped in like a linebacker to shut down questions about how they met.
The stoic NFL legend sat silently as Hudson declared, “We’re not talking about this,” sparking a firestorm. While the world wonders how the hoodie-wearing coach snagged a Gen Z cheerleader, The Chimp Chronicles has uncovered the totally legit ways these lovebirds crossed paths.
Here are 10 totally legit scenarios for how Bill and Jordon met:
Fished her out of the sea: like a mermaid
Slid into her DMs: on OnlyFans!
Jordon went to school with: Bill’s granddaughter
Recruited her: as a cheerleader
Sausage stand: at NFL games
On a flight: instead of signing Jordon’s book, Bill wrote down his phone number with a message, “looking for a sugar daddy?”
Bumping into each other: at a corn maze
On Instaface: that’s what Bill thinks “Instagram” is called
Yoga class: Bill needed to stretch a little!
Coaching: Bill was Jordon’s coach at North Carolina University
Jordon quickly escorted Bill from the CBS interview, before Bill could blink twice!