10 Things To Expect From Auckland's Mayor In His 2nd Term
Mayor Wayne Brown has been elected to lead Auckland for another 3 years.
The Chimp Chronicles sat down with Mayor Brown, to understand how he plans to tackle the cities biggest challenges:
Will you fix all the potholes? “FUCK OFF”
Will you get rid of the road cones? “FUCK OFF”
What about infrastructure reform? “FUCK OFF”
Will you abolish Auckland Transport? “FUCK OFF”
Shall we expect more housing? “FUCK OFF”
What are you gonna do with all the homelessness? “FUCK OFF”
How about your plans for revitalising Auckland? “FUCK OFF”
Can we expect a new waterfront stadium? “FUCK OFF”
Will you cap the rates? “FUCK OFF”
How can we revitalise Queen street? “FUCK OFF”
There you have it. Buckle up folks.. exciting times ahead for Auckland!