10 Reforms Kash Patel Is Bringing To The FBI
Here are the 10 immediate changes Kash Patel will be bringing to the FBI under Trump’s leadership.
1. Trench coats and hats
“No more tight gay suits”
2. Terminate all future Trump Assassination plans
“Just for now. Like the next 4 years.”
3. Cease raiding potheads for posting memes online
“Time to catch real bad guys”
4. Stop grooming children to become terrorists
“like that kid we groomed to join ISIS”
5. Declassify JFK files
“there’s not much in it anyway,”
6. Every agent must be on testosterone
“No more overweight obese or skinny looking dude. I want you all looking puffed by RFK Jr.”
7. Services of DEI agents is no longer required
“If you can’t holster a gun because wearing a wig is more important to you, you’re fired”
8. Remove all wiretaps from the White House
“he’s posting everything on Truth Social anyway.”
9. Now required to arrest real criminals
“I don’t wanna see anybody in the office”
10. No more freak parties with Diddy or Epstein
“The party is over”
DO NOT BLINK
