10 New Changes Proposed By Wellington's New Mayor

Wellington’s new mayor did not waste a moment to announce 10 new changes he is proposing for the City;

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1. All potholes to be tagged with pronouns

2. Te Reo language to be adopted at traffic lights

3. Council meetings to start with land acknowledgment yoga

4. Chimps at Wellington Zoo to be declared as indigenous

5. Rates to rise by 50%

6. Only to use the Māori name for the City

7. Wellington’s seagulls to be granted voting rights

8. Ban the use of gas and oil for public transport

9. Sources of freshwater to be handed back to indigenous people

10. Build a wall to keep smart people out of City (like the one in Berlin)

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At publishing time, the new Mayor has appointed the former Mayor Tory Whānau as the new CEO of Wellington Council.