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10 Jobs For Luxon To Urgently Consider, Or Risk Being On Jobseeker Support

Oct 17, 2025
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Soon out of a job, New Zealand Prime Minister Christopher Luxon is considering his next gig, which he needs to secure fast, or risk being on Jobseeker Support.

The Chimp Chronicles have compiled 10 jobs that Luxon can do much better than being the Prime Minister:


  1. Airline cleaner: Air NZ is looking for cleaners for flights to India

  2. Corporate jargon generator: Blackrock is looking for a jargon generator

  3. Modelling: Sign up to a modelling agency that need a ‘smiler’ for fax machine ads

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