10 Guesses For What Is Likely Under The Pyramids (Not Pillars!)

EGYPT — Pyramid experts have been queueing outside Joe Rogan’s podcast studio, to guess exactly what could be under the pyramids of Giza.

This comes after scientists used advanced penetrating technology to confirm there is indeed something under the giant pyramid.

After listening to all the guests on Joe Rogan, and speaking to all the conspiracy theorists around the world, we have assembled the top 10 guesses of what might be under the pyramids:

1. Tesla dealership: “burn down the pyramids,” yelled a democrat!

2. All the gold from Fort Knox: “is that where it is?” said a surprised Elon Musk