10 Changes New Prime Minister Will Bring To Canada
Mark Carney shocked the world by defeating conservative challenger Pierre Poilievre in Canada’s 2025 federal election to become the next Prime Minister of America’s 51st state.
What exactly does he plan to do for Gayer Than California? Here are the 10 changes Carney is bringing to Canada:
Make Canada Fentanyl-Free: smuggle it all across the border into USA
All kids must transition into Trans: just like Carney, all kids can become Prime Minister if they transition!
Women must hand over all their rights: to men!
Defund the police: who needs them when we are all liberals, living a sweet life, and btw, criminals are just part of our society (don’t be a bigot!)
Ban maple-syrup production: It is destroying nature and contributing towards climate change
Military will go after white people: White teenagers are the real threat to society
Everyone will be referred to as: “They” (only one pronoun for all)
Invest in Chinese bio-labs: So scientists can create COVID-27
Change Canada’s flag to include: LGTBQ+ colours
Declare Trump as a terrorist: for war crimes against Canadians
WILD! These are so amazing. Canada is truly back. What changes are you most excited for? Drop your thoughts in the comments below.